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Post by angiebaby on Feb 28, 2007 13:30:34 GMT
this is a joke thread, if you hear a funny joke then pass it on to us and we can all have a laugh!
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Post by angiebaby on Feb 28, 2007 13:34:51 GMT
There is a beautiful Blonde business woman driving dowwn a country lane in her big posh car and spots a blonde in the middle of the field in a rowing boat trying to row.
She gets that mad she jumps out of her car and yells"its women like you that give blondes a bad name!!!"
"And if i could swim I would go over there and give you a slap!"
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Post by fififolle on Mar 1, 2007 18:38:42 GMT
Oh dear, I can see this thread being quite tea-spilling...
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Post by jenner8675309 on Mar 1, 2007 20:12:45 GMT
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf. "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
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Post by Bogwoppit on Mar 1, 2007 20:17:32 GMT
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Post by angiebaby on Mar 1, 2007 20:41:19 GMT
Two nuns sitting on a park bench as a steaker runs past
one had a stroke and the other couldn't reach!
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Post by Bogwoppit on Mar 1, 2007 21:24:15 GMT
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Post by jenner8675309 on Mar 2, 2007 9:04:44 GMT
Whats Irish and stays out all night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Patio Furniture
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Post by angiebaby on Mar 2, 2007 14:47:14 GMT
I would have answered ME!!!!!
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Post by Bogwoppit on Mar 2, 2007 14:52:14 GMT
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Post by angiebaby on Mar 2, 2007 15:18:36 GMT
How can you recognize an Irish firing squad?
They stand in a circle!!!!!!!
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Post by Bogwoppit on Mar 2, 2007 16:21:00 GMT
Now now don't you be starting with the Irish jokes... Ye know it'll all end in tears!
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Post by jenner8675309 on Mar 2, 2007 17:02:32 GMT
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
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Post by angiebaby on Mar 2, 2007 18:08:44 GMT
A man walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder and asks the bar man for 2 beers, the barman replies, indicating the frog, thats a bit unusual isn't it? to which the man relpies "yes he normally has a coke"
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Post by jenner8675309 on Mar 2, 2007 19:02:55 GMT
Three men walk into a bar. One works for Budweiser, one works for Coors and one for Guinness.
The Budweiser employee orders a Bud.
The Coors employee orders a Coors.
The Guinness employee order a coke.
The two other men look at the Guinness employee and ask him why he ordered a coke.
He replied:
"Well I figured of you two weren't going to drink, I shouldn't either."
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